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Yesterday, my mother-in-law sent me an email with some questions to ponder and I thought I would share a few with you today…

Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’?  Where’s that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?  They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?